tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post6364573118452375469..comments2023-04-09T08:51:28.341-04:00Comments on Don't Shoot The Messenger: Interview with Muad'DibThe Messengerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01806954873130825471noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-51743291543388134882012-02-02T11:30:05.486-05:002012-02-02T11:30:05.486-05:00Dune Is that the movie with all the sand in it.
...Dune Is that the movie with all the sand in it.<br /><br /><br />(It was a pun sand dunes lol.) Yeah I've never read themRobert Dillangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01862149900986330754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-25863909731597714052012-01-29T01:09:47.229-05:002012-01-29T01:09:47.229-05:00Okay. I know it's going to be tough. It's...Okay. I know it's going to be tough. It's never easy. I can give you a bit of advice, though.<br /><br />Step one: ask me if I give a fuck.<br /><br />-Don't Shoot The Messenger-<br /><br />(Okay, okay, that's mean. But I'm really sorry, kid. I wish I could help, but I really just don't have the time or energy to shoulder everyone's burdens. I'd recommend someone else to go to for advice if I knew anyone. Sorry.<br /><br />Still doesn't mean I'm gonna start giving a fuck. By the way, the answer to that question was "no, in case you hadn't caught on.")The Messengerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01806954873130825471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-6983545011812095342012-01-27T16:41:39.071-05:002012-01-27T16:41:39.071-05:00You've never read Dune?
I cannot even look at ...You've never read Dune?<br />I cannot even look at this blog anymore. Ugh. The shock and the repulsion. What kind of world do we live in, where monsters like you can walk free?I-330https://www.blogger.com/profile/02910129154029519710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-1134276669949496252012-01-26T22:06:17.338-05:002012-01-26T22:06:17.338-05:00Honestly, I was totally okay with this guy (though...Honestly, I was totally okay with this guy (though a little annoyed) until he said that David Bowie sucked in the Labyrinth.<br /><br />That's just bullshit.Ameliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11580386646677903338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-84660688503085507442012-01-26T18:20:37.407-05:002012-01-26T18:20:37.407-05:00So, uh, Messenger. You seem to be in the know. F...So, uh, Messenger. You seem to be in the know. For a new guy like myself who just recently gave in, well, I guess what I'm asking is What now?<br /><br />Christ I sound stupid.Cadenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08051415386952841756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-51373486149654566812012-01-26T13:35:10.451-05:002012-01-26T13:35:10.451-05:00Hey, this guy sounds like fun. He's got a pret...Hey, this guy sounds like fun. He's got a pretty nice job too.Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11072308398069566316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-36362864515739204942012-01-26T12:00:46.932-05:002012-01-26T12:00:46.932-05:00Dune is overrated.Dune is overrated.Sufjan McBridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12864125124236140117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-4773518320905669802012-01-25T22:24:10.169-05:002012-01-25T22:24:10.169-05:00They really don't pay you enough Messie.
I...They really don't pay you enough Messie.<br /><br />I'm really not liking this guy. The way he says numb is almost as if in a "don't care" kind of way. <br /><br />That and his perception of reality and actually encouragingly referring to himself and you all as "villain"<br /><br />Seriously, with names like this; It's like watching the original Morningstar's hijinx and gang.<br /><br />At least you're doing somewhat okay though. Hopefully the reason Zombie doesn't want to be interviewed is that he's a lot more saner.Aurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03730927657952703638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-86818927966956477852012-01-25T22:18:17.147-05:002012-01-25T22:18:17.147-05:00I got about half way through before I realized the...I got about half way through before I realized there was too much stupidity to remember by the time I actually finished the post (which is impressive considering how short it is). So I'm just going to reread it and make a list of all the things that went wrong here:<br /><br />1. None of the "cool kids" spell their name with an apostrophe.<br /><br />2. He's being interviewed about how he helps a supernatural monster's severants of doom (actually, I like that term, you're now a servant of doom, Messenger, it sounds way more exciting than proxy)fly around the country and hunt, scare, and kill people. Does he really think it's going to be on television?<br /><br />3. "The Numb,"... yeah, that's not going to catch on.<br /><br />4. I really don't want to know what he was thinking about while he was lost in thought.<br /><br />5. He wants to be the villian, he actually said the word villian. I mean I understand and occasionally share the desire to do bad things, but actually using the word "villian," does he think life is a comic book or something?<br /><br />6. My faveroite quote form this post:<br />Muad'Dib: "Does it have to have a deep meaning?"<br />Messenger: "Well apperantly not."<br /><br />Okay, you're right, they don't pay you enough. I mean all the casual harrasment we give you is one thing, but after that interview I think you need a raise.<br /><br />I'm so greatful none of my interviews have gone that way.<br /><br />See you around<br />-CageFreedomCagedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07134996398166499193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-366322577106605452012-01-25T21:57:34.642-05:002012-01-25T21:57:34.642-05:00Just poking a little fun, Mr. Messenger. I never h...Just poking a little fun, Mr. Messenger. I never had any intention of holding it over your head more than once. Cool your jets.Gileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13900635897775495605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-87409336762620600072012-01-25T21:53:57.780-05:002012-01-25T21:53:57.780-05:00Oh my god, some guy on the internet says you write...Oh my god, some guy on the internet says you write like a tool (not even that you're a tool) and suddenly you decide that said guy's never going to live that down. Yes! There are bigger tools in the world than you! Is that what you want to fucking hear?<br /><br />Good lord, they do not pay me efuckingnough.<br /><br />-Don't Shoot The Messenger-The Messengerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01806954873130825471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368029545945308910.post-76857618609821168462012-01-25T21:40:40.703-05:002012-01-25T21:40:40.703-05:00...Suddenly I feel secure in the knowledge that a ......Suddenly I feel secure in the knowledge that a bigger "tool" than I exists in the world. Bonus points for him living near Mr. Messenger.<br /><br />Am I the only one who might be a little disappointed if Zombie doesn't answer at least one of the questions in his interview with 'Braaaains'?<br />Actually... now that I think about it, that would probably get old fast...Gileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13900635897775495605noreply@blogger.com