Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Explaning some stuff

Jesus it was hard convincing Poe to write this up.  She keeps talking about how it's not right, how she shouldn't be writing anything, how she'll say something wrong...but whatever.  Here's what's been going on.

I do not want to blog about this. I don't want to blog at all, really. Messenger can't do it himself though, and he's asked me to do it for him. He really doesn't like being a liar, I guess. We got in a bit of a fight about it actually. Which is why I'm here writing this.

Screwtape has gotten worse. He's always scared me a little. Now he's even more intense than he used to be. He does seem a little less angry at me though, so I will take small mercies where I can get them.

After Messi's post about Eternity, Screwtape came over. I was not in the room, but I could hear them talking. Screwtape demanded that Messi take the post down, because it was just lies being spread around. He said Eternity was just trying to break him. This was a test of faith that Messi was losing.

I feel weird saying it, but I think I might agree with him. Eternity is pretty big here. He does exactly what he says he does. Even if he was just using us to forward his own goals, it seems strange to think that he would tell Messi this. That's assuming this was the real Eternity in the first place. I don't like doubting Messi, but the whole thing seems off.


He refused to take the post down. He claimed that Screwtape was just angry because his world was falling apart. They argued like this for a while, then Screwtape seemed to back down. That was when I heard a small snap, and Messi screamed. I ran into the room, but Screwtape was already gone.

That's how Messi broke his finger, and why he can't really type right now. He seems pretty upset about the whole thing, but I don't think he's going to be able to update very much until it heals. I don't think this is a bad thing. I thought that blogs would be a good thing. Really they just stir up trouble.

Still, it is sort of his job. Messenger will be back to this blog as soon as he can be.


So yeah.  Screwtape broke my fucking finger because I wouldn't take a post down.

I'm going to be laying low for a bit while the situation cools and my finger heals.  It hurts like hell, and you have no clue how unnatural it is to type while your ring finger is in a splint.

-Don't Shoot The Messenger-

Edit: Okay, since I'm getting some questions, let me elaborate on a few things.  I'm not having a "religious crisis."  That's Screwtape, much as he'll deny it.  The "test of faith" phrase that keeps getting thrown around means that Eternity is trying to get in my head.  Break me down.  Test me.  You get it now?  Good.  Screwtape said the reason he broke my finger was "the cost for spreading uninformed rumors and causing dissent" or something like that.  He also said that I got the good end of the bargain.  My ass.

29 comments:

  1. I don’t see why Screwtape thought he could convince you that you’re having a crisis of faith considering that you’re in this for practical rather than religious reasons.

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  2. Messi Bro it's obvious that Screwtape is looking out for you he wants you your body covered in hot oil tied spread eagle on his bed your body glisening with oil as he thrusts his hardness into you.

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  3. So, what, you can't type with just one finger? That's about all I use, except for my pinky or thumb to hit shift. Maybe I can't go quite as fast as you fancy proper typists, but it gets the job done.

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  4. I'm pretty sure Anon there is thinking in the right direction.

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  5. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    That Anon made my day.

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  6. As much as I hate to admit it, he might have a point....


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    O.k., I'm done...

    On a more serious note: Eternity action's make sense, to some degree. I mean it is a little to big of a gamble for my taste, but testing reactions is a good way to ensure his safety. He tells The Messenger (someone realitively new to his side, and frankly someone whose function is fairly minor compared to many of the other proxies (I'm sorry, Messenger, but you know it's true, you almost help the runners more than the proxies with your job)) that he is an Oracle, but he adds his own philosophy to his master's instructions. He waits for Messenger to post this on his blog, knowing full well that many of his comrades will see it, then he waits a few days to see how much this anouncment is belived. It gives Eternity a chance to see just how trusting and loyal his following really is, and he can lay low until he sees the result, leaving Messenger as the only one in any danger. He can later redact the statement, saying either Messenger is a liar, or claiming that it was a test to make sure everyone had proper faith. At this point weather his claim is honest or a fabrication he now knows who to trust, and who to get rid of.

    See you around
    -Cage

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  7. Tl;dr, everyone wants to get in Messi's pants, right?

    At least, that's what I'm getting from this.

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  8. Other anon, you seem confused, clearly Screwtape wants to have a hot three-way with Theta and Messi.
    Screwtape with just Messi would just be ridiculous.

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  9. No, no, no, Eternity's gotta be in there somewhere. He's the one it's centered around, can't you see?

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  10. You have a good point, Dia, without Eternity, the whole thing kinda falls apart.

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  11. Nee Chan will film it all...

    I hate myself right now, but I'm still laughing.

    See you around
    -Caged

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  12. Nee-chan would make Messi wear tentacles and dress like Slendy...

    Oh god, the images. My poor unsuspecting mind. ><

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  13. Hmm Original anon here i forgot to add theta and have poe film it while doing naughty things to herself with nee-chan listening and using slendy-kun's tentacles as a masturbatory aid

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  14. ....

    If Messi doesn't delete this comment thread, I'll be damn surprised.

    At the same time, are you sure Poe and Nee-chan wouldn't be having a private party?

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  15. What about Glasses and Ginger, maybe you guys should invite them.

    See you around
    -Caged

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  16. Ha ha ha you're so fucking clever get the fuck out. You want me to turn off anon comments altogether? Because I can do that you know. All I need to do is push a button.

    And you do realize that you're trying to pair the guy who will stop at nothing to pursue a target, the guy who decides the targets, and the guy who knows how to trace IPs, right?

    @Ben: I use touch typing, so it's a drastic shift that slows me down even more. I can use two fingers but it takes me longer than I want to bother. My ring finger is splinted, and when you can't bend one finger, it really limits the flexibility of the fingers on your whole hand.

    @Dia: I noticed you didn't exclude yourself. Is there something you wanna talk about?

    Now goodbye. Don't bother me because I'd like to type as little as possible. I will turn off comments completely if necessary.

    -Don't Shoot The Messenger-

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  17. I have several responses to that.

    First, you misspelled "explaining" in the title. I chalk it up to the finger splint, but eh.

    Second, I have never done an anon comment on your page, or any other to my knowledge. If I want to say something kinky, perverted, or to tease you, I use my own name. I have a freaky imagination, so sue me, okay?

    Third, I would normally type several pages about the Freudian nature of what you said, and the various different shipping I would REALLY like to see, but I can see you're cranky. So I'll tone it down a little, yea?

    Fourth, come find me, sweetheart. I bet you wouldn't harm a fly, and really, I doubt you'd do any worse than I've had happen BEFORE my run in with your 'friend' David.

    And finally, fifth of all, yes doll. I ship Messi/Dia ALL THE WAY. There should be fanart and fanfiction, maybe even of Nee-chan poking her head around the corner while we get it on.

    Don't fuck with me, I'll show up and embarrass the hell out of you in front of Poe.

    Goodnight, sweetheart. ;)

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  18. I feel like my IQ is being dragged down to their level.

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  19. Ahahaha, I love making things worse. ;)

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  20. I have an IQ of 136, care to share yours?

    See you around
    -Cage

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  21. Definite downward turn, I'll say that much.

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  22. Wow, this went off on a fantastic tangent didn't it?

    Er, a "Get Well Soon" is in order though I guess. As well as a, um... "Watch your back" ...for more reasons that one perhaps? ^.^;

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  24. Watch your fingers. They'll be everything that's left. You need them. Fingers typing on the keyboard typing. Typer? No.

    How will you save them all?

    Me

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  25. Uh, hi. This isn't related to the post, really, but I have a question that I've been hoping you might be able to answer for me.

    Is there any chance of Slendy existing in Denmark? Because I live right by a lot of woods and I swear to God that I saw something that looked a lot like Him in there.

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  26. Slendy knows no limits when it comes to travel. All I can you darlin' is, good luck and try a stay alive.

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