It's a funny thing. You can't gain it unless you've already given it yourself. Sounds like a riddle or something. Look, I don't even know where I'm going with this. I think I've just realized that a lot of you guys really don't trust me. And why would you? You know nothing about me, other than the fact that I work for The Boss, I'm a hacker, and I report on deaths. I guess it's time to open up a bit more.
I'm 27 years old. Just under six feet tall. Light brown eyes, dark brown shaggy hair. No beard or mustache. Thin. Used to be about 150 lbs. before taking this job. Now I'm closer to 140. I'm eating about the same, so I guess it's the stress. No, you don't get a name or location other than "America," at least not yet. That's for my own safety.
I grew up in...well, I'm still in the same general part of the States, so I'm not going to give you any specifics, but I grew up in a decent home. Parents never split, but they worked pretty hard, so I spent a lot of time alone. On top of that, I lived in a small town (I'm in a bigger city now), and there isn't much to do in small towns. So I became a black hat hacker, just as a hobby to fill time. I ended up getting pretty good at it. Not good enough that the government got suspicious, but good enough that I could do quite a bit of damage to an unsuspecting site. Not that I ever did that, though. At least not to any sites that didn't deserve it. As for an actual job, I'm working with the IT department of my Alma Mater. Well, at least I was.
Started working just about a month or two ago. I'm actually pretty new to all of this. I first heard of him in...late February I think? Wasn't too terribly long. So yeah, the first time I saw him, I made a deal with the devil, but sometimes there are things worth selling your soul for. Unsatisfactory, yeah, but I'm not quite willing to share yet.
As for what I do, well, I guess you already know. I read blogs, for one thing, and do some research on them. More importantly, I work on hacking blogs in case deaths need reporting. And, of course, I report the deaths. It's really not much, but it apparently helps, because I'm still here.
That's me, I guess. Hope you all trust me a bit more that I've opened up some.
-Don't Shoot The Messenger-